Subject: Flawless: The Dark Side of Onyxia Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:54 pm
Beyond good, Beyond evil, Beyond YOUR wildest imagination!
On a dark and tragic day, Flawless lost its greatest hero, Jaytee. He died in an epic struggle that warped reality and changed the world forever. The guild's brightest beacon of hope, light, goodness and rainbows extinguished amongst the flames and fury of war. Either that or he went to Chile to look at some stars. I personally prefer the first version.
And she didn't.
But all was not lost! For before his passing, the great and wise Jaytee handed the [Matrix of Main Tankness] to Zythian, his brother in arms and said: "One day, a Flawless Member shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour..."
Unfortunately, during our hour of mourning, Onyxia had evolved. Become something else. Something more evil, more sinister, more destructive, more powerful, more menacing, more hyperbolic than you could ever imagine.
With the strength of garlic, her Deep Breath was now more evil, more sinister, more destructive, more powerful, more menacing and more hyperbolic than ever. The first few attacks were brutal. The guild was decimated and demolished as she burninated everything in sight.
But there...in our darkest hour, one rose up from our ranks...
Lucata had the touch. He had the power. And he led us to victory!
Flawless, having saved the world from darkness once again, celebrated the Shadopriest way. With lots of JD.